From the Onion, America’s Finest News Source. Where else?
According sources quoted by the Onion, “The frost-powered train toppled over, killing hundreds of partiers on its way to deliver ice-cold refreshment to a boring, overheated barbeque.”
Batch-22
"Give a man a beer and he will waste an hour, teach a man to brew his own beer and he will waste a lifetime."
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