Breaking News: Hundreds Feared Dead In Coors Light Party Train Crash

From the Onion, America’s Finest News Source. Where else?

According sources quoted by the Onion, “The frost-powered train toppled over, killing hundreds of partiers on its way to deliver ice-cold refreshment to a boring, overheated barbeque.”

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